130 WhatsApp Status Quotes

August 29, 2022
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Jaqueline Corradi
Jaqueline Corradi
Content Manager

If you are looking for WhatsApp status quotes for your profile, you have come to the right place. It's challenging to write something meaningful that summarizes who you are, and it's interesting to read at the same time.

Before you start writing or choosing the quote that you like the most, it's important to analyze what image you wish to conceive for the reader. After all, your WhatsApp profile may be the first impression they will have of you.

If you use WhatsApp for your job, the message needs to be adequate to it, probably more formal, or a phrase that represents the values of your company. If your WhatsApp is only for personal use, then, you can be bolder, and write fun quotes, for instance. 

Check out the WhatsApp status quotes we have separated for you, and choose the one that fits your personality and purposes the best. 

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Cool WhatsApp Status Quotes

1 - I'm not arguing, I'm merely trying to explain why I'm Right.

2 - I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

3 - The Earth without "Art" is just "Eh

4 - HOME: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

5 - Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

6 - Dear Math, please grow up and solve your problems. I'm tired of answering them for you.

7 -  Normal is boring.

8 -  I need Google in my brain.

9 - I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

10 - I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

11 - I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

12 - I received nothing I wanted but I received everything I needed.

13 - Treat me the way you expect to be treated.

14 - Life has no remote, you have to get it and change it.

15 - Self-confidence is the best outfit, rock it and own it.

16 - Keep calm & just chill.

17 - Born To Be Awesome.

18 - It’s better to be real than to be perfect.

19 - My style is what "I like" not what "others like.

20 - Be your own kind of beautiful. 

21 - Unlike protons, I don’t deal with negativity.

22- ME+my room+ music+internet connection+ no study= a perfect day.

23 - If u can’t do great things, then do small and simple things in a great way

24 - Real beauty is to be true to oneself. That’s what makes me feel good.

Funny WhatsApp Status Quotes

25 - Doing nothing is a tough thing to do. You never know when to finish.

26 - True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people together!

27 - Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

28 - We all have that friend who says "I'll be there around 7", and then shows up around 9.

29 - My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.

30 - I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them.

31 - I used to like my neighbors until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

32 - My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

33 - The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU are "Salary is Credited."

34 - I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

35 - Our phones fall, and we panic. Our friends fall, and we laugh.

36 - Life is like ice cream. Enjoy it before it melts.

37 - Sorry, I’ve got my Netflix pants on so I’m in for the night.

38 - There are two sides to the story and then there are the screenshots.

39 - I had an extremely busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

40 - During the day I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I become a bit more open-minded.

41 - You never know what you have until… you clean your room.

42 - I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

43 -  All my life I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of chips.

45 - Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

46 - Warning! I know karate… and some other words.

47 - Hey, are you reading my status again?

48 - The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.

Motivational WhatsApp Status Quotes

49 - I plan to make the rest of my life, the best of my life!

50 - A bad attitude is like a flat tire, and you can't go anywhere until you change it.

51 - Life will give you precisely what you need, not what you want

52 - Dream' as if you'll live forever. Live as if tomorrow is the last one.

53 - Feel what you need to feel and then let it go. Do not let it consume you.

54 - Instead of worrying about what you cannot control, shift your energy to what you can create.

55 - Take responsibility for your own happiness and never put it in other people’s hands.

56 - The past is a place of learning, not a place of living.

57 - Be a FOUNTAIN, Not a DRAIN.

58 - Great things never come from comfort zones.

59 - Life is a journey, not a destination.

60 - Life always offers you a second chance. It’s called tomorrow.

61 - Every new day is another chance to change your life.

62 - Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness.

63 - Be brave. Take risks. Nothing can substitute experience.

64 - Prove yourself to yourself, not to others.

65 - Work for a cause, not applause. Live life to express not to impress.

66 - When you can’t change the direction of the wind, adjust your sails.

67 - Why fit in if you’re born to stand out?

68 - Don’t take kindness as a sign of weakness.

69 - Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.

Short WhatsApp Status Quotes

70 -  Always Smile.

71 - Keep life simple.

72 - Every moment matters.

73 - This too shall pass.

74 -  Life has no Ctrl + Z.

75 - Small steps every day.

76 -  Keep calm & just chill.

77 - Do what you love.

78 - Trust the timing of your life.

79 - Hope anchors the soul.

80 - Don’t be the same, be better.

81 - Follow your heart.

82 - Love yourself.

83 -  Prove them wrong.

84 - Be fearless.

85 - You can totally do this.

86 - Happiness is an inside job.

87 - Make the most of your life.

90 - Life is a beautiful struggle.

Romantic WhatsApp Status Quotes

91 - Nothing is perfect, but when I'm with you, everything is perfect.

92 - I love my life because it gave me you.

93 - There are only two times that I want to be with you. Now and Forever.

94 - You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.

95 -  Love is not just a verb, it’s you looking in the mirror.

96 - Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.

97 - I cannot promise to solve all your problems, but I can only make sure that I will never let you face them alone.

98 - Love the One Who Makes Ur World Beautiful.

99 -  Every time I see you I fall in love all over again.

100 - There is No Scale To Measure love…

101 - Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.

102 - Where there is love there is life.

103 - Love is just love, it can never be explained.

104 - I won’t give up on you… so please don’t give up on me.

105 - Love when you’re ready, not when you are alone.

106 - The good things in life are better with you.

107 - Suddenly all the love songs are about you.

108 - Love is the only word to describe what we’ve been through together.

109 - We fall in love by chance, we stay in love by choice.

110 - I’m wearing the smile you gave me.

Cute WhatsApp Status Quotes

111 - Love is a lot like wildflowers. They tend to bloom in the most unlikely of places.

112 - Life is always better when you’re laughing. So find a reason to smile and giggle each day.

113 - Be the sun in someone’s life in their darkest hour.

114 - You’re my hope in this hopeless world.

115 - Sometimes it’s the princess who kills the dragon and saves the prince.

116 - Be the reason someone believes in good people.

117 - Real beauty is to be true to oneself.

118 -  Eat ★ Sleep ★ Enjoy ★ Repeat.

119 - Sometimes a simple I miss you changes everything.

120 - Every time you text me my cheeks hurt from smiling!

Entrepreneurial WhatsApp Status Quotes

121 - A person who decided to not work for only money is the one who achieves success!

122 - Failure is accepted but not trying is not.

123 - Confidence is that attire that no money can buy.

124 - Don’t let anyone make you believe that you cannot do it.

125 - An entrepreneur is not someone who just runs a business but the one who makes the dream come true.

126 - Every success story starts with a lot of rejections.

127 - Failure I don’t regret but not trying I will.

128 - Only risk-takers can survive in this business world.

129 - The best entrepreneurial advice you will ever get is ‘start now.'

130 - Speak up. Take risks. Follow your passion.

Choose the Best WhatsApp Status Quotes and Change Yours

What did you think about the WhatsApp status quote suggestion? Select the one you like the most and update your profile. That's a nice way to show people who have you on Whatsapp a little bit about who you are.

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